Look folks! She can also dress herself!

Ever get changed in the dark because you can't be bothered to trundle over to the light switch and put forth the effort of switching it on? Ever spend the entire day wondering why your pants seem to fit not-quite-so-right? Ever spend nearly 2/3 of the day being annoyed, only to discover that you had put your underwear on, not only backwards, but inside-out as well?

Ooooh, yeah.
DUMBMONKEY AM I!